A screen clip was then shown depicting Cowell and Abdul talking with an inset of Richardson and Seacrest talking. The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians Ay sex. When Alexander had left the stage, Connick Jr.
He played a voic message from someone sounding like Abdul in which she said "if the press are trying to talk to you, say absolutely nothing. This video is less "sit on the couch and chill with dad" and more "call your boyfriend over immediately. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this the big circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.
We give them a good experience.
She was then replaced by Felicia Barton, who did not make the Top On the April 7, performance episode of season eightthe show ended nearly eight minutes past its set ending time. A: You have to hold the jet when you take a leak.
Cowell claims he was actually speaking to Paula Abdul and did not hear Richardson mention the tragedy. Season five Chris Daughtry's vote-off[ edit ] In the week finalist Chris Daughtry was voted off, some voters claimed that phone calls dialed for Daughtry during the first few minutes of voting were misrouted to Katharine McPhee 's lines, and they heard her recorded message thanking them for ot.
I'll see femqle back in court Monday. A: A high speed chase.
It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn. He's a raw human being, and I think what happened last night was the perfect example of that and how emotional of a person he is. What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram?
A: Baking bad. Season one autodialer power-voting[ edit ] Around people using auto-dialing software and their home dial-up modems reportedly placed as many as 10, votes a night. Q: Why wont they let tweakers in the Olympics? Plus I write my own songs and I needed to know details" of what rights he'd be giving up. The next day, executive producer Nigel Lythgoe issued a statement about what really happened on the show,  and on the show that night, Cowell stated that he would never disrespect any of the victims.
He was told by FOX to remove all gay comments from his online journal.
A: Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal meth! Q: Why do crank-users like to "do it" doggie style?
Q: Why do tweakers like to have sex doggy style? The allegations, if true, were a clear violation of the American Idol rules. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison Criticisms were hookup voiced about the voting system that resulted in survival of contestants such as John Stevens over Jennifer Hudson, or Jasmine Trias over LaToya London.
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Q: What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? I HAD to ask questions and know what I theere ing.
Season thirteen Malaya Watson vote-off[ edit ] Malaya Watson 's elimination caused stir amongst many fans with some stating that the judges use of the "Judges Save" on April 3, should have been used on her. A: addictionary.
That's wonderful. Q: What do you have in a room full of tweakers?
A: 4, one to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room spins. He speculated that perhaps the reason Kris Allen had beaten runner-up Adam Lambert was that the producers weren't satisfied with what Lambert had accepted. A: He said he could stop anytime. He says to the madam: "Listen lady, I've only got two bucks today.
It wasn't until about 2 minutes before they announced that Nigel had approached me and asked if he could "borrow" me for a second. This whole thing is whack, but I'm going to shut up right now. Ryan Seacrest's show spoiler[ edit ] Prior to the March 17, episode of the ninth season delayed airing on the west coast, Ryan Seacrest tweeted the outcome of the episode, which angered some fans.
It was later proven that the more explicit images, depicting sexual acts were not of Barba, but of an unnamed woman with a resemblance to Barba.
He's honest. Q: Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid and Crystal Meth? Executive producer Nigel Lythgoe responded, noting that "[Idol producers] were so engrossed with the mentors and didn't really focus on the Melinda Doolittles of the show. A: So, they can both look out the window at the same time.
A: The crackhead will steal your fir and bounce, the tweaker will steal your shit and then help you look for it. If anybody thinks I'm trying to market anything, well, that's awful" and added, "I am not going to do it. You guys are amazing and I cannot thank you enough for your support.
Q: What kids show did Jesse Pinkman grow up watching? After he performed, host Ryan Seacrest noted that he appeared to be upset.